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A.T.A.B.
Somethings... Some people... Just nerve you and make you say "AINT THIS A Bout A #$#%*!" - and thats what these post do.

Word of the Week

W.O.W.
These words will make you laugh, make you think, & maybe even help you with school work. Its what I like to call a deviation from the "junk food for brains".

MisEducation 101

ME 101
What is Miseducation? Its various things but mostly misleading information, incorrect knowledge, or simply put, BEING TAUGHT THE WRONG THINGS.

And You Know Thissss

A.U.K.T.
Sometimes people think they are "pulling a fast one" or "getting over" on you, or others. It aint that easy to trip up Dafonzarelli... AND U KNOW THISSSS.... MANNNN!!!!
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Call ME A Hater

12:40 PM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 1 Response
Gone Head...

On this first note I can only speak for myself. Last Friday, when Jay-Z's latest single DOA was aired, on Hot97 in New York, like I said before, I was excited. AGAIN, not because of Jay-Z, per say, and not because the song was SO HAWT. I was estatic that music lovers ALL OVER THE WORLD were at their computer and radios anticipating new music. Not only that but an exclusive that would have been exclusive to only one city, through modern technology, was available to the world via old school radio waves. ENOUGH OF THAT NOW...


What I really want to say


It seems that more people are pretty up in arms about it. The ploy was to create a divide about weather to be for or against the AUTOTUNE, and it seems to be working. I heard a "response" of course by somebody probably recording in their basement. Even Wyclef and Nick Cannon have a Autotune dis record. Now I'm hearing and reading about all these extra sensative people upset that Jay-Z is attacking autotune. Acutually he attacking autotune using RAPPERS - I mean, he did say "get back to RAPPIN, you T-Pain-ing too much" (not get back to singing, get back to rapping). Which only brings 2 rappers to my mind. The autotune is not going to die I think better choice of an autotune records popularity will be brought into effect.


PRIME EXAMPLE...

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This "Jumpin out the window" song is/was and FOREVER will be WACK ASS HELL. I think we all can honestly agree that that song only got air play because it was on autotune (same can be said for the "pop champaign" song with Jim Jones - OMG). So there is a serious problem with "The Industry" rewarding artist with air play because of their ability to make a song with autotune on it. Its bad enough we get force fed the other crap, now every other song got to have some MAX HEADROOM soundin' ass muh fuggah on it?

GAWD I HOPE NOT!
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The two rappers that use this autotune are Kanye West and Lil Wayne. Now I can Not say this was aimed at them because Jigga mentions both of theses guy in the "DOA" song, and not in a negative manner. PLus, they both "changed genres" for their autotune ladden albums, though those songs will/are still on rotation on your local HIP HOP station.

WAIT!

There is one more rapper that uses autotune quite a bit
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Maybe HE is the reason
the "Death of Autotune" banwagon
is not quickly over crowded...

HMMM???


AND IF YOU DONT AGREE


THEN CALL ME A HATER!!!
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DAFONZARELLI BAY-BAY!!!

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I'm DOA about DOA

12:55 PM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 2 Responses
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Every one is commenting on Jay-Z's latest release, a single entitled "DOA: Death of the Autotune". I've heard everything from, "Jay-Z is trying to take money away from artist" to "its not a hot song, he could have done better" to "Its just a way for him to come back"...

I tend to agree with all those statements. Thing is, we are missing what truly happened on Friday evening. Lets see, from anywhere IN THE WORLD, that had Internet access, you could have heard this debut LIVE. I do not think that has ever been done before, Has it?

Most people theses days can not even get a good album release date due to leaks. Some artist leak their own music to get a "buzz" going. Some artist even build buzz from saying it will be release for a year or so, to build anticipation for the album. Then we have to think about all these songs that get debuted as "downloads".

"Back in the days", I'm talking like the origin of hip hop days, late 70's early 80's, this is how all rap songs got out. The KRS1's and Juice Crew All-Stars (I will not make this a naming showcase) they would record at the studio then run down to the radio station and give the tape to the DJ. Of Course that can not happen today, TOO MANY NIGGAS WANNA RAP!

Fact is DOA could have been the worst track in Hip hop History and it still would have received the largest audience a single ever debuted. At least that what excited me. I know that not how most viewed it though and thats why we collectively get taken. Its was nothing more than a great marketing/publicity ploy.

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Funny Lil Twits

9:19 AM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 0 Responses
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Aight, so last week Twitter had its 1st, and hopefully not last, snap battle/ Jonesin contest/ roasting session between Kevin Hart(left) and Lil Duval(right). It was Hillarious! If you missed it I got is ALL HERE...

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FINISH HIM!!!!



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WINNER!
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Loser
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It was entertaining as hell I want to see more of this
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YEAH YEAH Dafonzarelli Bay-Bay!

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Change You Can Believe In?

11:58 AM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 0 Responses

This was the Scene out side my home on Monday
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This was Tuedsay
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And Here is Wednesday
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I supposedly live in "da hood". Its not a real violent area and its definately not dangerous to be outside at any time of the day, even the we hours of the morning. They only real reason they refer to the neighborhood I live in as the hood is because the city neglects this area. So they never do any work over here. In the winter we are always last to be plowed. In the Spring we are last to get the street sweep. I even got a DWB in front of my house, aint that a bish!

Usually, they treat the roads over here like an acestrial family quilt...

Meaning they patch the hell out of them. These streets got more patches than the boy scouts of America - Scouts Honor!

Basically, the fact that they tore the entire road apart means a lot. It probably means next they'll be tearing down the houses and sending the ghetto folk packing.


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For My Haters

12:17 PM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 0 Responses
Alright Class Gather 'round as I contunie to expound on the Haterism Phenomenon...

For this lesson we will concentrate on the "for the haters" comments and actions.

Lately I've discovered that when people do things that are "for the haters", oppose to being for "A" hater, they tend to get into a little bit of trouble. The trouble comes from "the haters", which is general or generic, is not aimed at a particular person. See, you can not blanket haters because they like to be identified. So in essence you have to call the hater out - I mean, call "A" hater out.

Basically, Not for THE haters, but aim at "A" hater - you have to be more specific.

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This video is a perfect example...



Exactly, Misconstrued is right Mr Juelz Santana

I totally agree that using the internet for spewing hate is an act of "gayness"(what is gayness or "acting gay" is a whole 'nutha topic). Problem is you can NOT get mad at a specific person(hater) then make a generalization about all people who hate.

Thats the trap!

We do not want to identify the specific person because we do not want to give that hater unjust publicity. At the same time, we want to subliminally admonish the embellishment of haters by , as stated by Juelz Santana, letting them fuel your energy, building off their hate, and other such statements. Thats an oxymoron if I ever seen one, its very self-contradictory and leads to these "misconstruments"(yeah I made that word up, its the Jessie Jackson in me).

Giving haters all this "praise" without proper recognition, is Mad, I tell you MAD. That like the Grammy's or Oscar's only announcing the nominees and not having an awards show. Like, these people deserve awards but lets not pick a winner.

Here is another example of a "recantation of hateration"
(if this video does not work complain to the website linked above)


Actually, if the video is not working Keri Hilson probably does not want people to keep listening to her back pettle (like beep beep beep beep beep).

So lets not do it to ourselves, if you see a hater "point 'em out, point 'em out". If you dont theses seemingly pointed generalizations will tranfsorm into misconstruments that will screw you - EVERYTIME. Then you'll have to make a Recantation of Hateration, that will have you back peedling like "go go beep beep".

If you dont want to "name names" at least name the "hoish" or "gayn" or "bitchass" activity that was committed - that way you dont get UNWANTED haters "fueling your energy", "motivating you", "giving you ennergy to build off of", or making you GO GO! BEEP BEEP!

Haters make you GO! GO! Beep! Beep!



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No Child Left Behind?

11:05 AM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 0 Responses
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I'm talkin''bout the mutha f*ck'n booty poppin @$$ droppin'

CHILD... THE CHILD, NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND




SAY WHAT!!!!!

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ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!

10:35 AM Reporter: Dafonzarelli 2 Responses
Nah ... ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I can NOT stand it when someone ask me that, now, dumb ass question after every statement I make.

Why is that saying this is even "hip" or "cool"?

I know a lot of you out there are guilty of falling victim to the effervescent phrase. Its something about the simple dimwittedness of such a ridiculous epithet that makes you seemingly cool - Are you serious?

Now I'm asking the question.

It can be the most heartstaking conversation and saying the phrase, that pays, makes you a complete and total JACKASS. I can be talking about a person that just died.


ME: AYE! Y'know old dude, Chris, just got shot. Yeah, he died yesterday.

YOU: ARE YOU SERIOUS

ME: Naw, i just like to make up stories about people dying

Its not even a question anymore. All that statement means, to me, is that you not really caring or paying attention to what the Hell I'm saying.

"Fool I just told you someone died and ALL you can say is, "ARE YOU SERIOUS"
WILL YOU GET SERIOUS!!!!

We got People 40-50 years old saying the ish. Its so simple! You dont even have to pay attention just wait for the other person to stop breathing and say, ARE YOU SERIOUS.

ME: I just paid $1.50 for gas.

YOU: ARE YOU SERIOUS

ME: STFU!!! you unattentive douche!

I mean, valley girls, punk rockers, gothic folk, and every other echelon of society are part of the frenzy.

The most disturbing part is that if you say it and you are really asking the question....

PEOPLE THINK YOU JUST SAYING IT TO BE COOL!!!

YOU: Someone just broke in your car and stole your stereo system

ME: What?... they just.... are you serious?

Then you start laughing.
WHAT!?!?!?!?
I'm like, my car just got broken into an the only witness IS A RETARD.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!


Look, yall got me saying it now.









DAFONZARELLI OUT!
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YAH!!!!!!



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